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1. Geico Gecko: The classic mascot of an unknown ethnicity.
2. GoDaddy Girls: Probably the least classy mascots of all time, the GoDaddy Super Bowl commercials are, if nothing else, unforgettable.
3. Travelocity Gnome: There is something really disturbing about a gnome who spends that much time with William Shatner.
4. Billy Mays: It says something to Mays? longevity that, even in death, you cannot watch an hour of television without seeing him in an OxiClean commercial.
5. Geico Caveman: Forever doomed to be known as the ?other? Geico mascot.
6. Flo from Progressive: Her unique brand of cheery insurance advertising is fun for about two commercials. Then you want her to go mute really, really quickly.