1. Tapeworm diet: People consume tapeworms so that the parasite will consume nutrients from all of the food they eat, leaving them literally starving… but skinny!

2. Foot binding: The Chinese custom of wrapping feet tightly from birth to make them small, but deformed, in older age.

3. Neck stretching: South African tradition of wearing rings around the neck to stretch it out over many years.

 4. Eyebrow threading: Flossing your eyebrows, especially in the middle of the mall, is not cool, people.

5. Eyebrow dyeing: Neither is dyeing them.

6. All piercing (including ears):Yeah, I said it. Take a step back and think about it as you weren?t totally culturally biased: You are stabbing a pointy object through your flesh. That is weird.

7. Wearing shoes: Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. I acknowledge that foot coverings in cold weather are practical, but why wear them in spring?

8. Color contacts: If you don?t have green eyes naturally, it?s probably because they would look really weird on you. Stick with what you?ve got.

9. Hair extensions: Just wait for it to grow out. Effortless and free are never the wrong decision.

10. Spray Tans: Yes, I too envy people with darker skin tones, but I don?t feel the need to darken my skin